Dead Parrots, Cheese Shops that don't sell
cheese, Gumbys, Pepperpots, and Cardinal Ximinez. All instantly
recognisable from the phenomenon that was Monty Python's
(Two Italian gentlemen enter the website)
Dino Good morning Mr Crosby.
Crosby Good morning Gentlemen. Now
what can I do for you?
Luigi (looking around website casually)
You've... you've got a nice website here, Mr Crosby.
Luigi We wouldn't want anything to
happen to it.
Dino No, what my brother means is
it would be a shame if... (he breaks a link in the site)
Dino Oh, sorry Mr Crosby.
Colonel Well don't worry about that.
But please do sit down.
Luigi No, we prefer to stand, thankyou,
Crosby All right, all right. But
what do you want?
Dino What do we want, ha ha ha.
Luigi Ha ha ha, very good, Mr Crosby.
Dino Mr Crosby's a joker, Luigi.
Luigi Explain it to Mr Crosby, Dino.
Dino How many images you got Mr Crosby?
Crosby About sixty altogether.
Luigi Sixty! Hey!
Dino You ought to be careful, Mr
Crosby I am careful, extremely careful.
Dino 'Cos things break, don't they?
Luigi Well everything breaks, don't
it Mr Crosby. (he corrupts an image on the server) Oh dear.
Dino Oh see, my brother's clumsy
Mr Crosby, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like
say, he don't feel saifai.co.uk's playing fair by him, he
may start breaking things, Mr Crosby.
Crosby No, no, no, this is silly.
Dino What's silly?
Crosby No, the whole premise is silly
and it's very badly written and a blatant rip off of a sketch
from episode eight. I'm the webmaster here, and I haven't
had a single funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.
(Note: In case you're wondering where
all this came from, Crosby is the name of the gentleman
who started this website.)