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(Two Italian gentlemen enter the website)

Dino Good morning Mr Crosby.

Crosby Good morning Gentlemen. Now what can I do for you?

Luigi (looking around website casually) You've... you've got a nice website here, Mr Crosby.

Crosby Yes.

Luigi We wouldn't want anything to happen to it.

Crosby What?

Dino No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if... (he breaks a link in the site)

Crosby Oh.

Dino Oh, sorry Mr Crosby.

Colonel Well don't worry about that. But please do sit down.

Luigi No, we prefer to stand, thankyou, Mr Crosby.

Crosby All right, all right. But what do you want?

Dino What do we want, ha ha ha.

Luigi Ha ha ha, very good, Mr Crosby.

Dino Mr Crosby's a joker, Luigi.

Luigi Explain it to Mr Crosby, Dino.

Dino How many images you got Mr Crosby?

Crosby About sixty altogether.

Luigi Sixty! Hey!

Dino You ought to be careful, Mr Crosby.

Crosby I am careful, extremely careful.

Dino 'Cos things break, don't they?

Crosby Break?

Luigi Well everything breaks, don't it Mr Crosby. (he corrupts an image on the server) Oh dear.

Dino Oh see, my brother's clumsy Mr Crosby, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Mr Crosby.

Crosby No, no, no, this is silly.

Dino What's silly?

Crosby No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written and a blatant rip off of a sketch from episode eight. I'm the webmaster here, and I haven't had a single funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.

(Note: In case you're wondering where all this came from, Crosby is the name of the gentleman who started this website.)

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